“Papa” Phineas T. Rotostar welcomes you to the most magical time of the year! A time when we huddle together in front of the hyperfurnace with the ones we love, and then valuate that love by estimating the costs of the gifts we’ve purchased for each other. It’s consumerism at its best, and it’s also when the incredible, jaw-dropping, amazing deals begin to appear from the Protostar Corporation.
That’s right. It’s Protostar’s Gala Winterfest Extravaganza!
From 10am November 9 to 10am November 23 you’re invited to frolic one last time in the corporate-sponsored, consumer-driven holiday that celebrates the most profitable of seasons. Protostar knows the value of a good marketing budget, and has gussied both capital cities up in full Winterfest trappings. These winter
cash grabs wonderlands are centralized in the Parade Grounds in Illium and the Shindig Hollow in Thayd. But the centerpiece of the action is Protostar's SuperMall-in-the-Sky! Be sure to check it out!
Protostar Corporation Disclaimer
The Protostar Corporation is not legally responsible for injuries received in the SuperMall, holiday-induced splorg seizures, your imminent bankruptcy, the near-certainty of artificial snowflake ingestion, or any and all across-the-board real-time variations in market value for goods and services. Also, "Clone Flu" is not a thing so stop saying it is.
When last we left our heroes...
It’s time to show everyone the true meaning of the season: CONSUMERISM.
Here’s what we have planned for the final two months on Planet Nexus.