FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
NEXUS, BEYOND THE FRINGE -- P.T. Rotostar, president and CEO of the galaxy-spanning Protostar Corporation, has just announced the immediate implementation of a bold new initiative in planetary settlement: Protostar's Nexus Housing Initiative!
"The strange and mysterious world of Nexus has become a real estate hotspot, and Protostar is dedicated to helping everyone get their little piece of this galactic dream!" President Rotostar said as part of a prepared statement. "With a wide array of questionably useful utilities and deceptively priced interior decor, the Protostar Corporation is perfectly suited to capitalize on the burgeoning Nexus land rush. And considering that we will make a preposterously large profit, this is a win-win situation for everyone involved!"
The Protostar Corporation is a privately held company specializing in any and all aspects of trade, defense, exploration, real estate, and nutritional simulation sciences. Founded by noted entrepreneur and employee source clone Phineas T. Rotostar, Protostar's profit-seeking army of templatized clones and reprogrammable bots offers goods and services guaranteed to provide a legally reasonable percentage of value when compared to their actual price.
Contact: Executive Public Relations Manager for Nexus Operations
ProtoNet Contact ID: ExecPRMgr95[protostar.nex]
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